User:Hazerino

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Oh, do you want to contact another staff member? Well, here's a list of them!

SquidFairy - Second in Command The Great Avv - Administrator TheSecondEdgeOfTheBlade - Coder TheZombeh - Content Mod The Royal Keen - Discussions Mod Lily Puff - Discussions Mod UrbanPie The Unpieing - Chat Mod ThatFNaTISuit - Chat Mod Rakgnarok - Chat Mod

Remember to respect them and your fellow users, and always have fun!

Credits to all this bootiful background coding goes to Sketch

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 * -|Moderation FAQ=

Q: Hey there, can I get a staff position?


 * Depends on who you are, and if you're trusted enough, or if you've been on the wiki long enough. If you pass these requirements, you have a chances for trying to get Temp Chat Mod. But that doesn't mean you WILL get it. If we have more than ten staff, the answer will be a flat no.

Q: Why'd you ban/block me?


 * Most likely because you broke one of the rules of the wiki or chat.

Q: Can you unban/unblock me?


 * Unless you can show me proof that your ban/block was a mistake or unfair, I might consider it.

Q: Can you delete/approve a page for me?


 * Absolutely! Just link me the page, and I will review it/delete it.

Q: Do you have an OC?


 * I sure do.

Q: I have a different question.


 * Then ask me!

Chat

Q: I need you in chat, but your AFK.


 * I always have my sound on, so if you need me, just ping me by saying "Haze."

Q: But you didn't respond when I pinged you.


 * Probably because I didn't get the ping or I was away from my laptop, if I don't respond within thirty second of pinging me, just ping me again and wait.

Q: But you didn't respond after the second time...


 * Then I was away from my laptop. I always check the chat when I get back, so I should see you trying to ping me.

Q: Why'd you leave chat after I pinged you/tried to talk to you?


 * Nothing personal, 9/10 when I leave chat, I'll be back in a few minutes.

Q: What are your pings?


 * The Haze3456; Haze; Tord; Mum; Mam; Sky; Hazzle; Hazu; Hazo; Hazor; HazerBlazer; Hazy. And few other unlisted ones. If you are trying to directly contact me, it would be best to simply say "Haze".

 Don't feel bad if you aren't on this list, it probably just means I don't know you well enough. If you were removed from this list it probably means we don't talk much anymore.
 * -|Friends=

Staff

Zombreh: This guy is my one of my boyfriends. We met a while back last year, knew of each other's existence, anyway, but a few months ago started talking.

Jaz: this r00d prson rite h3r3. Nah, I kid, She's my best friend. We've known each other for almost a year now, we have a lot on common, she's helped me through some rough spots in my life.

FNaTI: This guy. I truly have no words. He is an experience. But, funny guy. He got me into Eddsworld.

Lily: My homeslice breadslice/bae <3. We met on this wiki after she PMed me saying that we seem to share some common trades, and it was very true!

Avv: Avv and I go back a bit, we knew one another on a different wiki last year.

Dommy: The Dommynator.

Sswuoidf: She's really cool in all honesty. I feel like I can trust her with anything on the wiki, or with some advice.

- Users

Mike: My current boyfriend right here. We is bitch. We've known each other for several months, uNTIL HE GOT BANNED. But we still talk elsewhere.

Sketch: I've actually known them for more than a year now. We used to go to the same school together (until I went to high school) but I'm still there for them!

War: Pretty good guy. I think one day I was telling pick up lines in main and he PMed me, and we just started talking from there.

Vy: "The hell is a Orange Gang"

Candy: We've known each other for a few months now, but she's really funny and I feel like I can talk to her about anything.

Snow: I used to really hate her, tbh. But honestly, after we started to get along, I realized how much we act alike. Very glad to call her a friend!

Wyvbirb: wYVBIRB GOES SQUAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Assie: Hail Woona. But really good friend of mine. We met back on a different wiki, I'm not sure what made us start talking, I think it just sorta...happened. But still, he's fucking aweso-hOW ARE YOUR ANKLES.

Krystal: We used to know each other last year, but just recently started talking again. Also, her name is the name of a burger fast food place in the region I live in.

Aki: siT DOWN AKI, I'M GETTING TIRED OF YOUR SHIT. But we ALSO met back on different wiki's, and she's mah cousin. (Wiki wise, not IRL)


 * -|FAQ=

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What gender are you? I don't want my real gender being revealed, so as far as you should be concerned, I am male.

But I've seen people call you _____! Ok? Does that mean they are correct?

What's your sexual orientation? Bisexual.

u sing1e????//⎝ ͡° ͟ل͜ ͡°⎠ No. Back your dick up.

Who're you dating? Well, actually I date three people, being polyamorous. So I date this guy, this guy aaaand this girl.

Do you draw? Nyes. I have a dA page. http://kenny-mccormic.deviantart.com/

When is your birthday? February 18th.

How old are you? Sixteen.

Any disorders? Oh glaux...well. I'm a kleptomaniac, sociopath, I have Amnesia and I have ADD. (It used to be ADHD) If you don't know what any of that means, then go look it up.

Oh my god you're crazy! ...Something tells me you didn't look up the definitions of those words.

I already know what they mean. Lmao, no you don't.

Any physical disorders? I'm blind in my left eye.

Y tho? Bleach accident when I was fifteen.

Any siblings? IRL, I have a younger brother and sister.

Where do you live? y u need 2 know all up in mah pusi boi

'''pls tell me? ;-;''' I refuse to give out that much information online.

Jeez, you have an attitude. Then don't test me.

You have a favorite song? Yes, it's "Crystalline (Vocal Cover)" by Lollia, and the song playing on my profile.

'''Ew. That song sucks.''' I didn't say you have to listen to it.

Any hobbies? Yes, I draw, and I sing from time to time.

'''Oh. Well. What's your favorite color?''' I really like This color, this color and this color.

What do you look like? I have a face. You know, a mouth and a nose.

What is Glaux? The owl god.

What Youtubers do you like? Well. Markiplier. MandoPony. VideoGameDunkey. LittleShyFIM. TheBronyNotion. HowToBasic. Piemations. SuperPlanetDolan. Kuledud3. SkyDoesMinecraft. RayWilliamJohnson. WeimTime. Sayonara Maxwell. NateWantstoBattle. HotDiggityDemon. Emala Jiss. Allen Crist. Eddsworld. Kuledud3.

If you have any other questions, feel free to ask me!


 * -|Hazanary=

Credit for le coding goes to le Jaz Master.

Honestly, this whole thing was created because Haze says a lot of things that make no sense.

'''Remember that most of this is serious. Some of it is a joke.'''

Parents: Wyv
 * -|Wiki Family=

Children: War

Uncles: Avv

Cousins: Aki

Brothers: FNaTI

Sisters: snO, Candy, Jaz


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Poetry Trigger warning= '''Note that some of the poems here are related to death, suicide, self harm and the occasional love drama. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.'''
 * -|Cut=

Slash. Break. Burn. Cut. Pausing only to look up at the one who's begging you to stop.

Broken bonds. Snapping ropes. Losing life. Losing hope.
 * -|Apologies=

These tears continue to fall. But I never realized I was causing them all.

Scars start to form. The clouds darken and a then suddenly a storm. The storm rages in our hearts. But I tried to mend together the broken parts. But failed and only destroyed it more.

I was being so stupid. So blind to what was right in front of me. I never stopped caring. Never tried to make it seem as it was to be.

I was being foolish. It was never you. It was me all along. But now that I see.

I stare at the truth in front of me. I slowly realize. It's too late for apologies.


 * -|Night=

Where go the stars, where goes the dark, the night so black and clear?

Worry not, worry not, night will come again soon.

Dark, dark, fold me in your wings, Dark, dark, let my heart sing.

But now it is time for light, let it come, let it come. Bring the sun so bright, then the shadows beyond the noon, grows long as the day grows old.

Worry not, my dear, the dark will wait for you.

Worry not, the night steals away the day Worry not, twilight turns to gray.

Here comes the night, here comes the night.

Have you ever woken up in the morning, wondering what today is gonna be like? Never having a plan, just going with whatever happens? Do you ever just regret to go home, never knowing what’s gonna happen? Have you ever held in so many lies, leading people to believe something that isn’t true? Did it ever eat at you? Turning what are supposed to be calm and restful nights, Into a tossing and turning of blankets? Have you ever thought to yourself, “Today is gonna be different. It’s not gonna be like the other day.” But you never follow through, you just continue what you did the previous day. And it continues to drive into your brain, the stress of what’s gonna happen next. It’s like living in a story. A never ending tale of pain and sorrow. You try and blame it on other things. Even turning to addiction to block it out. Going into your own mind. But at the end of the day, reality is still there, screaming in your face. Just like your disappointed mother when you bring home bad grades again. Just like yourself later on that night when you’re alone in your room. You know that you’re only hurting yourself. But the other part of you won’t let you grow up. It won’t let you become the functioning person you need to be. It drives you to depression. You know in your heart that you’re the only way out of it. You’re the only one that can make it better. But you don’t. You turn back to your addiction And it just makes things even worse. Driving you down deeper into the ground. Did you ever blame it on your father or mother? Blaming him for not being there, and blaming her for being too strict? Using those things as in an excuse to do whatever you want? What if problems started in your addiction? Making it grow weak. So you can no longer block out the pain. The addiction turns into the pain. You try to come out of the addiction. You know that it’s hurting you. But it beckons you. And you continue to turn to it. Basically swiping a blade across your wrist. Continuing to hurt yourself. And those around you. They scream at you to stop what you’re doing. But will you ever listen? Probably not. You’ll still sit there and let reality rush closer and closer. But instead of bracing to fight it off. You turn your cheek to it. And you wait for reality to send you spinning. Because the truth of the matter is. It’s just You.
 * -|The Truth of the Matter=

(Credits for the name goes to Lily)
 * -|What Lies Underneath=

A way to get back At all the events that followed She was forced swallow All of the thoughts she had His regret grew with each new coming sunrise Her ignorance keeping her happy Until one day A small fox came to her It’s voice full of fray As it spoke every word of the truth It’s voice shattering her thoughts with each new word He did not deny it, but rather regretted. Thoughts of betrayal filled his mind She began to lose more trust than before Refusing to be kind The voice of the regret screamed at him The never ending string of truth.


 * -|Dreams=

Could it be true? These images I see when I close my eyes?

There were really only a few, but they seem so real.

I want them to stop, too scared they will come to be.

A knife in the heart, a blood curdling scream.

Could I in fact, be seeing what lies ahead?

Finally getting what I want, but all of it turning to dread?

I can’t let myself see this as the path. I can’t watch you slip through my fingers again.


 * -|Repeat=

A stab. A twist. Retract. Repeat.


 * -|Will only=

To try and heal theses wounds, will only make the cut deeper.

To try and tell me to stop, will only make me a heavier weeper.

The blood drops continue to drip, tears forming in your eyes.

I am so sorry, but I will tell you no more lies.

Trying to help, will only bring me closer to death.


 * -|Sorry...=

Dear, I was only joking around. Why must you take it farther than it should've gone?

Sorry...

You did it again. I thought I told you I didn't like you doing that.

Sorry...

You never talk to me for very long. You always put everyone before me.

Sorry...

This is starting to sting more than it heals. Your apology is nothing more than a puff of air now.

...


 * -|I love you=

I love you. How much?

More than the stars can tell.

I care for you. How much?

More than can ever be put into words.

I won't ever leave you. You mean that?

Yes, love.


 * -|Broken=

A fight. A mistake. A broken promise. Broken emotions A broken heart. Sorry? No, that means nothing. Your life was in my hands, but I dropped it. Scared of losing you, I tried to pick it back up, but only broke it more.


 * -|How it felt=

Now you know how it felt. To have everything you ever wanted. Snatched away in an instant.

Now you know how it felt. To be knocked off your throne. Right down to the hard, and unforgiving earth.

Now you know how it felt. To have your robes ripped away. And to be laughed at.

Revenge? No, it couldn't be that. Pressured into it is more of a better statement.

Apologies are nothing. I can't give it back. Nor do I expect forgiveness.

But in the end. I know how it feels.


 * -|Lost you=

I cared about you. I cherished you. But now I've lost you.

I loved you. I'm sorry for not paying attention. But it's too late. I've lost you.

I can't go back. It's over now. I've lost you.

And it's all my fault.


 * -|Stuck=

Stuck a Heart between a knot. Encouraged two to pull the rope. Encouarged two to try and win her for their own. The Heart grew wary, leaning away from the Right, trying to move to the Left. The Right cried out in agony, as his arms strained, refusing to let go. Fearful, not wanting to hurt the Right, the Heart moved back to the middle, as the two continued to pull. At one time, the Heart attempted to break away from the rope, and move out on her own. But the second she hit the ground, she shriveled up losing all her will to continue. The Left gently moved the Heart back to the rope, insisting the Right take her. But the Heart remained stubborn, wanting to be with both, but simply could not be. So now the Heart stays stuck. Tearing herself in half, little by little each day. This story is a true tale, and the characters are based off real people.


 * -|Alone=

"Finally free!" they told me. "He's not worth it!" they told me.

How could you possibly know? How I feel right now?

Being alone is the worst feeling in the world I've played this game before.

So stop telling me it's going to be okay. Alone.