Board Thread:Roleplaying Boards/@comment-26273552-20161105143616/@comment-26426764-20170110004532

(Don't worry, my dad's a mechanic!)

Deep in the depths of Waterfall, the Condiment Crew sat. Their lazy leader, Mayonnaise, was currently treating herself to a little nap while Sugar, her little assistant, did most of the work that a leader such as Mayonnaise should have been doing anyway. "Good news, miss Mayonnaise!" The little pixie smiled, but the reaction from her leader was just opening her little eye.

"Out with it then, love." She sighed deeply, sleep was not a very common thing for her to get these days. Especially with the everpresent threat of those other Mafias. Of course, they all paled in sheer awesomeness when compared to the Condiment Crew themselves.

"Yes! Um, exchange rates are up 30%!" Sugar put her hands on her hips and grinned, "This means we can get more, uh, money!"

"We- What?" Mayo sat up utterly confused by Sugar's 'news'. "You do know what you're talking about, don't you Sugar?"

"Of course, miss Mayo! Exchange rates mean more money, obviously!"

"But to exchange, we need money in the first place, idiot."

"Oh... right. Well, um, sorry for wasting your time, Miss Mayo." Sugar's grin faded and she flew out of Mayo's private quarters. Mayonnaise herself gave little reaction to Sugar, who was now completely devistated that her idea didn't work. She snoozed like nothing happened and Sugar continued to do work.