Thread:Dove of Death/@comment-25010300-20160701041729

i exist and i want to say

...Well, this is really hard for me to say, I'm sorry if you don't feel the same way....


 * deep breath*

NOW, THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW

MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED-TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE

JUST SIT RIGHT THERE

I'LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL-AIR

IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RAISED

ON THE PLAYGROUND WAS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS

CHILLIN' OUT MAXIN' RELAXIN' ALL COOL

AND ALL SHOOTING SOME B-BALL OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL

WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD

STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD

I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED

SHE SAID 'YOU'RE MOVIN' WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR'

I BEGGED AND PLEADED WITH HER DAY AFTER DAY

BUT SHE PACKED MY SUITCASE AND SENT ME ON MY WAY

SHE GAVE ME A KISS AND THEN SHE GAVE ME MY TICKET.

I PUT MY WALKMAN ON AND SAID, 'I MIGHT AS WELL KICK IT'.

FIRST CLASS, YO THIS IS BAD

DRINKING ORANGE JUICE OUT OF A CHAMPAGNE GLASS.

IS THIS WHAT THE PEOPLE OF BEL-AIR LIVING LIKE?

HMM THIS MIGHT BE ALRIGHT.

BUT WAIT I HEAR THEY'RE PRISSY, BOURGEOIS, ALL THAT

IS THIS THE TYPE OF PLACE THAT THEY JUST SEND THIS COOL CAT?

I DON'T THINK SO

I'LL SEE WHEN I GET THERE

I HOPE THEY'RE PREPARED FOR THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR

WELL, THE PLANE LANDED AND WHEN I CAME OUT

THERE WAS A DUDE WHO LOOKED LIKE A COP STANDING THERE WITH MY NAME OUT

I AIN'T TRYING TO GET ARRESTED YET

I JUST GOT HERE

I SPRANG WITH THE QUICKNESS LIKE LIGHTNING, DISAPPEARED

I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR

THE LICENSE PLATE SAID FRESH AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR

IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE

BUT I THOUGHT 'NAH, FORGET IT' - 'YO, HOME TO BEL-AIR'

I PULLED UP TO THE HOUSE ABOUT 7 OR 8

AND I YELLED TO THE CABBIE 'YO HOME SMELL YA LATER'

I LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM

I WAS FINALLY THERE

TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR 