Thread:Stevethebarbarian/@comment-27775520-20160621032155/@comment-26814804-20160621034235

Ok yeah, here's the thing. I take myself way too seriously, and Iram's half-humaness is a major plot-point in a story I'm writing, and I don't want to spoil it, especially considering that at least one person on this wiki is reading them.

But since you obviously aren't, here's how it goes down, if it makes you feel any better. FYI, this is gonna be complicated, boring, and not actually super good. I was not high when I came up with this, but I was tired, which ammounts to pretty much the same thing.

Monsters and Humans shared a common ancestor. Long before there were humans and monsters, there were these (Currently unnamed, I'm trying to think of something clever) beings. One day, however, a cosmic event caused them to literally be rended in two, their magic and the kindness of their SOULs residing in one half and their physicality and other personality attributes residing in the other. These halves became HUMANS and MONSTERS.

Thosands of years later, thanks to evolution, humans weren't all evil (and they had some of their magic back), and monsters weren't all good (they also had some fraction of their physicality back; dust.) However, the humans were still more physical, and their SOULs still had more substance.

This is where it gets really convoluted. In my main AU (the one Iram comes from), Gaster was actually experimenting with the CORE in an attempt to discover how to bring HUMANS and MONSTERS together again. He semi-succeded, bonding his own SOUL with the dust that made up his physical body, resulting in his "goopyness." Gaster doesn't have a SOUL, he is a SOUL.

Meanwhile, Iram is the first of the humans who's evolution has finally come full-circle. He is half human and half moster, but the fusion is imperfect. Thus, instead of the human and monster halves of his SOUL bonding, they fight against each other, and are kept seperate. He also has magic, but he can't channel it directly, he has to use it to amp up his body (one of the reasons for his high STATS).

So, blah, blah, blah, more plot related stuff, blah, blah, blah.

So, yeah. Long story short, I take myself way too seriously, and that's why I'm not dropping spoilers about my fucking fanfictions. Given that you're the main person who seems to care about that page at all, I hope that this is enough information for you.

So, we cool?