Worcestershire

Profile
Worcestershire is a young owl creature working for the Condiment Crew. His age is, despite telling everyone who ever asked him 20, 15. Though, because of his rather young age, he has a smaller stature, making him more agile and flexible. This makes him rather effective in thievery, as he can use this agility in conjunction with his wings as a way of breaking & entering, as well as a way to make a quick escape. And, due to his wings, allowing him to get to high places, and his owl anatomy, granting him night vision, he can be used effectively as a nighttime lookout. However, outside of the Condiment Crew, he is weak. And, due to being a teenager, he can tend to lend himself to bad situations. While these situations cause him person trouble, it doesn’t lead to trouble for the crew as whole often times.

Appearance
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Personality
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History
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Relations
((NOTE: I will be putting the whole of the Condiment Crew here. If you don’t want your Condiment Crew character to have relations with him, go ahead and tell me in either my PMs in chat, my wall, or the comments, preferred in that order.))

Mayonnaise
When face-to-face with any Condiment Crew member, Worcestershire will shows his utmost respect for her. However, when in his own company, he will rant to himself about how bad of a leader he thinks Mayonnaise is. He believes that she ‘Doesn’t do any actual leading!’ And ‘All she does is steal stuff! She should be in the same ranks as the rest of us!’

Salt
Unlike with Mayonnaise, Worcestershire has actual respect for Salt, believing that he is the true leader of the Condiment Crew. He will blindly follow Salt’s orders, sometimes obeying his orders rather than Mayonnaise.

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Sriracha
While Worcestershire dislikes being around Sriracha, he must applaud to Sriracha’s handy work with arson. Though, he dislikes his lack of hesitation to kill babies, finding them too pure and young to take them out of this world.

Pepper
Worcestershire enjoys Peppers company, finding it relaxing to be around someone that’s nice enough to actually listen when he talks. Not much else. He just really enjoys her company.

Salsa
Worcestershire pities Salsa. He thinks that being the role of ‘live bait’ is inhumane and horrible, and whoever made the choice to make him the ‘live bait’ should be kicked from the group and handed over to the royal guard.

Mustard
Eh. Really, he doesn’t exactly hate her, just… Doesn’t enjoy being in her company too much. He secretly agrees with her disobedience to Mayonnaise, but despises when she disobeys Salt.

Splenda
He finds Splenda’s shape-shifting antics hilarious, being one of the only things that can get him in a good mood instantly. Outside of these antics, their relations are much over a casual conversation.

Vinegar
He thinks Vinegar’s backstory is sad, yet despises the fact that he came from a rich background. He thinks it’s ridiculous how, as he states, ‘Came from an idiot-proof background, and still failed!’ This only makes him more confused at the fact that he’s seemingly a genius.

Honey
He thinks Honey is adorable. Nothing else, just adorable.

Paprika
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Honey
He used to be somewhat suspicious of Honey, but he has shaken the suspicion off since they first met. Worcestershire finds Butter’s attempts of womanizing funny. Not because they’re actually funny, but more because they’re pathetic. (Though, in all honesty, he couldn’t do much better)

Sweet & Sour
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Tahini
He doesn’t really have that much of an opinion on Tahini. They haven’t talked all that much. Also, he finds his fashion sense rather dapper.

Nutella
While he hasn’t talked to Nutella too much, he has some kind of strange fixation with her. Well, more accurately, with her blood. He is, in ways, enticed by it. Wishing to taste it himself. He is aware that it’s used to brainwash people into her cult. But, he only finds this more enticing.

Guacamole
While he thinks that Guacamole is a bit too stupid for what he’s worth, he still finds it reassuring that there is someone that is willing to help him out in tight situations or bad encounters.

Peanut butter & Jelly
He doesn’t exactly hate him. He commends him for his work because, as he says, ‘It’s gotta be difficult the make something explode. How does that even work?’ Yet, other than this, he just has a very neutral opinion about him.

Ketchup
He sees ketchup as a lying, backstabbing, traitorous, son of a bitch.

Sugar
He thinks Sugar is also adorable, and wishes she wasn’t kicked from the crew. Yet, he can admit that she was rather useless.

Garlic
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Barbecue Sauce
He believes he does a much better job as lookout than Barbecue Sauce. Not much else to say.

Quotes
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Trivia

 * While Worcestershire does have night vision, he is also color blind.

Credit
Credit to Dove of Death for letting me make a member of the condiment crew

Gallery
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