Thread:The Great Avv/@comment-25379442-20160301234914

You're walking in the snow

There's no one around and your phone is dead

Out of the corner of your eye you spot her:

(Chara LaBeouf.)

She's following you, about 30 feet back

She gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint

She's gaining on you

Chara LaBeouf

You're looking for you car but you're all turned around

She's almost upon you now

and you can see there's blood on her face

My God, there's blood everywhere!

Running for you life (from Chara LaBeouf)

She's brandishing a knife (It's Chara LaBeouf)

Lurking in the shadows

Human Murderer Chara LaBeouf

Living in the woods (Chara LaBeouf)

Killing for sport (Chara LaBeouf)

Eating all the bodies

Actual Cannibal Chara LaBeouf

Now it's dark and you seem to have lost her

but you're hopelessly lost yourself

Stranded with a murderer

you creep silently through the underbrush

Aha! In the distance

A small cottage with a light on

Hope! You move stealthily toward it

but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!

Gnawing off your leg (Quiet, quiet)

Limping to the cottage (Quiet, quiet)

Now you're on the doorstep

Sitting inside: Chara LaBeouf

Sharpening an axe (Chara LaBeouf)

But She doesn't hear you enter (Chara LaBeouf)

You're sneaking up behind her

Strangling Murderer Chra LaBeouf

Fighting for your life with Chara LaBeouf

Wrestling a knife from Chara LaBeouf

Stab she in her kidney

Safe at last from Chara LaBeouf

You limp into the dark woods

blood oozing from your stump leg

But you have won; you have beaten

Chara LaBeouf

Wait! She isn't dead (Chara surprise)

There's a gun to your head and death in her eyes

But you can do Jis Jitsu

Body slam murderer Chara LaBeouf

Legendary fight with Chara LaBeouf

Normal Tuesday night for Chara LaBeouf

You try to swing an axe at Chara Labeouf

But blood is draining fast from your stump leg

She's dodging every swipe, she parries to the left

You counter to the right, you catch her in the neck

You're chopping her head now

You have just decapitated Chara Labeouf

Her head Topples to the floor, expressionless

You fall to your knees and catch your breath

You're finally safe from Chara Labeouf ... 