Thread:Yossipossi/@comment-27939230-20170814180353

Alright, I'm here to spice the election up! First of all, we need some grade A COMMUNISM! And to make Bryson even more nervous, I'm gonna toss in Emo Dad for the low low price of nothing.

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Ranch - Ranch is a member of the Communist Party, which wants to completely disband any sign of democracy. If Ranch were elected, his party would make him a dictator, giving him his power for life. Ranch believes that humans should go through a rigorous test to see if they are fit to enter the Underground. Ranch is currently trying to appeal to The Underground's less fortunate citizens by promising to distribute wealth evenly.

HP - 3000 AT - 20 DF - 0

Communist Party - Based on the principles of communism Ranch learned from WOLF, The Communist Party believes that the democratic selection of a president should be abolished in favor of appointing a dictator for life. The Communist Party believes that wealth should be evenly distributed among The Underground's citizens. The Communist Party has no strong opinion on Humans, so candidates opinions vary.

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Slade - Slade is a strong standing Republican who often rants about how humans are the only problem with The Underground. Slade has stated several times that he will do whatever is needed in order to win. Slade believes that while all humans should be killed on sight, that there is no need to leave The Underground. Slade's strongest campaign point is to abolish the Royal Guard, and have them replaced with a fully functional police department.

HP: 5000

Attack: 27

Defense: 34

Also Yossi, I was told by our WONDERFUL PRESIDENT that WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL!  