Thread:HolyTraitor/@comment-32974051-20161119215202

Reddest told me to ask you, so uh... Here it is:

Gerald - Gerald is a living rock that can talk, walk, and do many living activities. He is twenty-some (as it’s hard to tell with rocks) and is probably the smartest rock in the universe, but is probably the only smart rock in the universe, and is not very smart compared to some. His IQ is only 97, but loves science, and is used as a test subject, as Gerald is very durable. He is rather rude, but can be very useful when he wants to be.  