Board Thread:Roleplaying Boards/@comment-25926749-20160601034946/@comment-25926749-20160603042227

"SO, YOU ARE THE OPPOSITE PAPYRUS, EH? I HAVE TO WARN YOU: I DON'T TOLERATE PUNS AND CONSISTENT INEFFICIENCY!"

"WELL, REST ASSURED. I, THE GREAT AND MIGHTY PAPYRUS, AM A DILLIGENT MEMBER OF THE ROYAL GUARD!"

"Trainee!" Undyne yells. "You're not made yet!"

"...SOOON...."

"AH, I, THE SKILLFUL AND AMAZING SANS, AM A TRAINEE OF THE ROYAL GUARD, AS WELL! WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP? LET US FIND OUT...SPOILER ALERT, IT'S ME!"

"YOU'RE ON, BLUEBERRY! I'LL OUTSHINE YOU AND MAKE SOME PASTA FOR YOU, FOR I AM MERCIFUL!"