Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-33882993-20171206154016

Just lookin' to make some lame jokes. Figured we're crooks who are bad at being crooks. Might stumble upon some character growth along the way, but mostly I'm here for the giggles. Feel free to introduce your character however you want. I just wrote and figured y'all could put it together.

We're in New Home City because I want a more seedy, urban setting. Crime! Laughs! Puns!




 * New Home City... livin' in a gator gangta's paradise. Tonight's drinking hole was a dim, smoky bar lounge, and the soundtrack was pure New Orlean's spice town jazz... not that Tock had ever visited the ruthless, roof-less upstairs that the Monster's were calling the Surface. He jibbered! He hissed! at the thought! Who would want to leave with all these tooth-less, cuteness Monster weinies rife for the scamming?*

"Salutations 'drink-slinger,' gimme a Pale Ale-igator! I'm here to meet some snacks... I mean, friends... (heh.. heh.. hiss, we call ourselves the Snack Pack... I ain't lyin'... please believe me...)"


 * The barkeep was a stool. Alligators have very bad eye-sight.* 