Board Thread:Roleplaying Boards/@comment-26814804-20160511040026/@comment-26814804-20160512172148

Sans looked awkwardly at the burger he was holding.

"it's monster food. turns into magic instantly in your stomach. it heals you, fills you up, and is rumored to be an amphrodesiac. just kiddin' about that last one. but i gotta warn you, sometimes a human stomach can't handle it the first time, so you might want to be near a bathroom. you probably won't have any trouble, just be a little cautious. we would have cooked some human food, y'know, to get a taste of your culture, but some of us can't really stomach that, either."

Sans lifted his shirt, showing nothing but empty ribs.

"see my point? anyway, glad to see your enjoying yourself."