Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-43864435-20190920234020/@comment-39272804-20190921002521

So, the Meme Squad actually existed 3,000,000 years ago. 2,763,000 years ago, they created a universe known as BFDI. The universe is full of anthropomorphic objects.

763 BCE

September 21

A clan in the BFDI Universe, which has existed for 2237 years, known as the Clan of Yoyle, creates a prophecy. Said prophecy stated the following:

“A group of 8 or more objects shall find an artifact, known as a BFDI, which shall be carried by an evil twin of one of them. The characteristics of the group do not necessarily matter, all that matters is that there are more than 8 objects in the group to find the artifact.”

346 days later, the prophecy is hidden, and forbidden. We’re still 2763 years before the 3rd millennium.

1960

July 11

An explorer discovers the artifact. By this point, the Clan of Yoyle has become a nation, known as Yoyleland. The prophecy is put in a museum, and remains under security.

1999

December 6

A group of objects, specifically, Needle, Golf Ball, Coiny, Snowball, Tennis Ball, Ice Cube, Flower, and Leafy, formulate a plan to steal the artifact. They are all criminals who escaped from prison. They enact the plan to steal the artifact, and succeed. The same night that this is done, Golf Ball and Leafy enter the science museum, and Golf Ball takes a snippet of Leafy’s DNA to create Evil Leafy. By the way, Golf Ball is her current name. She wasn’t always a Golf Ball, she was originally a ping-pong ball. However, when she invaded the science museum, she was caught, while Leafy wasn’t. She knew she could survive their weapons, and while she did get the dimples, she was unharmed. The group of objects escaped to another place called Goiky, taking 10 years to get there, while the rest of the Yoyle citizens evacuated.

December 31, 2008

A mysterious being known as Four helps a being known as X find his value using the Equation Playground. The being, Four, is secretly Evil Leafy.

January 1 to August 1, 2013

The group of objects returns to Yoyleland.

November 3, 2017

Four appears again, carrying the BFDI. He, or, she, as I should say, plans to eliminate Leafy from this new game show, called BFB. This will prevent her from obtaining the prize, however, there’s more to this than she realizes. You see, there’s 8 contestants per team, which is enough for the prophecy to work.

July 11, 2019

In the episode created on this day, a disaster occurs in which a leaked lava chamber kills most of the contestants. The entirety of Leafy’s team, however, has none of the victims of the lava. Sure, Coiny and Cake were shown on screen to have been killed, but they were revived by Leafy. She and her entire team escaped back to Goiky, and she, with her SS3 capabilities, created fakes.